Stoned wash denim

Pity the poor, surely confused kid from this stop-motion Levi's commercial of the mid-70s. He had to wonder why the crew would take long "smoke breaks" in the trailer and come back out with giggles, brownie crumbs on the lips, and red eyes. The old lady was also probably toking up. For the glaucoma, of course. Heck, they were probably blowing power hits into the dog's mouth. The boy's is now either a n'er-do-well in constant need of therapy, or the president of NORML.



0:04--"Waah, I got too close to the damn trailer during smoke break!"
0:10--With the cold look of Dexter on his face, he vows to get the wardrobe lady who made him wear that shirt.
0:12-0:14--Hey, pedophiles buy jeans for their kids, too! Gotta tap whatever market you can.
0:18--With the jacket she provided him, the wardrobe lady faces a slow death.
0:21--The boy beats the dog to the tree.
0:25--The floating rock (fall, dammit, fall) looks like a cross between a baboon head and a ram head.
0:28--Tree at last!
0:34--Good thing, cos that fire hydrant can book!
0:36--And dirt-glide as well as the boy and the dog.
0:41--"Better grab this before the key grip tries to grind it up and put it in his bong!"
0:46--OK, now he's going to come after her family, too.
0:48--Chris Hanson just had the hair stand up on the back of his neck and doesn't know why.
0:52--"Oh, how sweet! Say, are there any brownies left?"
0:56--"Oh really? Shit, let's book!"